This must sound like a really stupid question, but do tortoises really make noise? I've never heard a tort make a noise. I was actually looking into getting a tort a little while ago. That first video killed me I laughed so hard.
Yup torts DO make noise when breeding. I was in the zoo and the 2 Galapogus(omg i cant spell that) tortoises were mating and you can hear the grunts through out the park... No matter where we were, we knew one was gettin some. LOL